While it is extremely fun, shower sex can be difficult.
There’s usually not much room to stand, there’s never enough room to lie down, and it’s always slippery everywhere. Your best bet is probably if the guy holds the girl up against the shower wall while banging, but that usually means he’s the only one the water hits… even if she’s still getting wet.
Most shower sex can also be dangerous.
I remember one time, I almost dropped a Japanese girl on the hard porcelain ground (it was the half shower/half bath type setup) just because my feet slipped on that curve connecting the tub’s floor and side. It could have easily been a terrible end to a great night.
Fortunately I caught myself and didn’t let her fall, so we got back to ‘business’ right away, but regardless it was way too close for comfort. We did have a good laugh about the slip later in the night, however.
I suppose I also can’t entirely blame the shower judging as we had a few drinks first, but slipping certainly wouldn’t have been a problem anywhere else.
That’s why I wish I had one of these:
Yes, that is Dornbracht’s horizontal shower. You can lay down without any discomfort at all. It would probably be the best shower sex ever… just saying.
Basically, I really, really, really want one. If anyone’s ever generous enough to send me this perfectly designed sex-shower as a gift, I would be eternally grateful. My email is email@example.com. We can figure out the shipping details when I hear an offer.
The only sex-related precaution I can offer, however, is don’t try to roll around when you switch positions. In terms of size, this looks like a double bed at best.
So now I gotta ask the obvious question. Does it come in King Size too?