World’s Weirdest Sex Toys: Lap Pillow

You’ve heard it right. The Artificial Hymen tops the list and is the perfect sex toy for men and women who want to relive the breaking of the maidenly flower. It is a small plastic sac filled with fake blood that is inserted in a woman’s vagina.

Once inserted, it tightens hers up and when the man comes in… it burst out with a whole bunch of blood that almost feels like the real thing!

Surprisingly, this wacky toy is becoming very popular with women who want to lie and pretend to be virgins.

It is also the perfect toy for any woman who wants to relive ‘their first time’. Maybe they can’t remember their first, or they want just experience it again… either way, it’ll do the trick.

The big losers out all this are definitely the guys…. we’re in for some more trouble, not only can women fake orgasms, they can now fake their virginity!

However.. it’s not all fun and games!

Straight from Associated Press:

“It is intended to help newly married women fool their husbands into believing they are virgins — culturally important in a conservative Middle East where sex before marriage is considered by many to be illicit. The product leaks a blood-like substance when inserted and broken.”

So it turns out this sex toy has got some practical uses…

Keen for more…? Check out the Porny Kitty, in our next edition of the world’s weirdest sex toys!